Top 9 Funniest Newspaper Classifieds

Got this as a mail.

Top 9 Funniest Newspaper Classifieds
(Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)

1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
(man....if only I knew A B C....)

2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again.
(sure...thanx for the warning!)

3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
(in months or years?)

4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
(check it out)

5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
(howwww sweeeet)

6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
(wow! A free trip to heaven?)

7. Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.
(uh...huh!)

8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
(hey....who taught cows the bad habit??)

9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand..
(nice work!)

Daughter's day :)

Heard that tomorrow is 'Daughter's day'. This is the first time I'm hearing about it. Din't know this till now...


28th September 2008
The fourth sunday of the month is Daughters Day
Celebrate her, Celebrate the Day.
Happy Daughter's Day


With each passing day...
you have evolved...
as a more beautiful individual...
And on Daughter's Day...
I want you to know...
How much I am proud of you!



Me: Ma.. tomorrow is daughter's day
Mom: Oh.. So?

Classy Commercials

These days some commercials are better than the TV programs. These are a few commercials that have really impressed me.


Malaysia Tourism ad - From husband to friend.. yaaay!!! Destination Malaysia..





Airtel - A R Rehman's music. Awonderful piece..





Airtel - Express Yourself





The Perk ad with Trisha.





Appy Fizz. The bottle is really cute..





Appy Fizz - Spin the bottle





Alphenliebe - Kajol and croc





HCL Technologies





Virgin Mobile - Really good one! yaaay!!





Amul - The taste of India. An evergreen ad...





Dairy Milk - A very old ad. Wonderful commercial. Love it!





Cadbury - The song.. the gal.. the chocolate.. all are good!





Doodh - Good music!





Reliance Communication - Ye India ka Cricket hai beedu.




Couldn't get the videos of other favourite commercials..

Oram Po

Not the movie..

I wanted to yell 'Oram Po' to the MTC bus driver today. Why the heck can't people give way to ambulance. Do we need law even for this?

In the ambulance I could see a guy(about my age) sitting next to the driver's seat. He was panicking.. the patient must be someone very close to him. Even after hearing the siren of the ambulance, the bus driver din't care to give way.

CURSES!