Sep 29, 2008

Top 9 Funniest Newspaper Classifieds

Got this as a mail.

Top 9 Funniest Newspaper Classifieds
(Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)

1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
(man....if only I knew A B C....)

2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again.
(sure...thanx for the warning!)

3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
(in months or years?)

4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
(check it out)

5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
(howwww sweeeet)

6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
(wow! A free trip to heaven?)

7. Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.

8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
(hey....who taught cows the bad habit??)

9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand..
(nice work!)

Sep 27, 2008

Daughter's day :)

Heard that tomorrow is 'Daughter's day'. This is the first time I'm hearing about it. Din't know this till now...

28th September 2008
The fourth sunday of the month is Daughters Day
Celebrate her, Celebrate the Day.
Happy Daughter's Day

With each passing day...
you have evolved...
as a more beautiful individual...
And on Daughter's Day...
I want you to know...
How much I am proud of you!

Me: Ma.. tomorrow is daughter's day
Mom: Oh.. So?

Sep 24, 2008

Classy Commercials

These days some commercials are better than the TV programs. These are a few commercials that have really impressed me.

Malaysia Tourism ad - From husband to friend.. yaaay!!! Destination Malaysia..

Airtel - A R Rehman's music. Awonderful piece..

Airtel - Express Yourself

The Perk ad with Trisha.

Appy Fizz. The bottle is really cute..

Appy Fizz - Spin the bottle

Alphenliebe - Kajol and croc

HCL Technologies

Virgin Mobile - Really good one! yaaay!!

Amul - The taste of India. An evergreen ad...

Dairy Milk - A very old ad. Wonderful commercial. Love it!

Cadbury - The song.. the gal.. the chocolate.. all are good!

Doodh - Good music!

Reliance Communication - Ye India ka Cricket hai beedu.

Couldn't get the videos of other favourite commercials..

Sep 16, 2008

Oram Po

Not the movie..

I wanted to yell 'Oram Po' to the MTC bus driver today. Why the heck can't people give way to ambulance. Do we need law even for this?

In the ambulance I could see a guy(about my age) sitting next to the driver's seat. He was panicking.. the patient must be someone very close to him. Even after hearing the siren of the ambulance, the bus driver din't care to give way.


Sep 12, 2008

Its gone! :(

Whats gone? My interest in blogging?

Naaah... Its been ten days since I posted in my blog. But that doesn't mean that I've lost interest. Just that I was a little bit busy.. Yeah! Believe me.. though I din't do anything useful, I din't have time to write.

Spent most of the time with friends.. putting mokka, pulling legs, all others joining up to tease me(arasiyalla idhellam sagajamappa),discussing some important 'matters'... time just went on.

Friends.. I think people with the same character get glued together quite easily. We call it as 'wave length'(its something related to physics la?!) and 'chemistry'(kya kodum hai saravanan ji!) I don't like the 'bonding in relationships' to be described with such disgusting terms. But still.. due to the lack of proper words, I too call it 'wavelength' and 'chemistry'.

Take my friends for instance.. most of them are like me. If you are one of my friends, then I can hear your mind-voice saying that you are not like me and that you are absolutely normal. Okie.. but there is 'something' for sure that binds us together.

Wait! Why am I writing about this now? See the topic.. Lets stick on to it!

After hearing the news that the training is for four months, I donno how to react. Four months of luxurious life, all the time with friends, fundaaa! But four months away from family and friends. Thats really bad! But being optimistic, I'm expecting THE best to happen to me there.

Should I study something before going for the training? YESHH.. But I can't(Hide n Seek Style!) Studying is so boring. Even staring at the plain wall for hours seems more interesting to me.

Suddenly I've started liking Dhoni very much. I donno much about cricket, but still.. he is good.. isn't he? I mean.. a good player! I also liked the way he interacted with the soldiers in NDTV's 'Jai Jawan'(Note this, I watch NDTV also) I like Dravid too. He is my all time favourite. But... well..

Back to the topic... Its been a long time since I watched a movie in theatre. The last time I went to theatre was to watch 'Shivaji' or was it 'Billa'? I forgot.. it was one of these two movies.

My mobile is in a bad condition now. Scratches all over it, I'd dropped it down several times(the problem is.. if someone tells a joke, I drop my mobile and laugh), I've also nearly lost it many times. Hope I get a new one soon.

Back to the topic.. After reading all this.. is your head aching? If not, then go through my other posts as well. Now you've got a headache rite..? good!

Buy Amrutanjan. Apply it on your forehead and say, 'Its gone!' 'Poyae pochu!'

Continue with your work..
In other words.. poi polappa paaru...


Sep 2, 2008

New look!

Have a look at the left side of the screen.. Do u see the Blog Archieve?
YEAH! 25... this is my 25th post.

First I used another template.. it was a combination of red n black(my favourite!!) But after AnandaRani complained of eye pain.. I was forced to change to this template.. now ofcourse Bloggie looks 'decent'
But in the process, I lost Spunky.. n the ShoutBox..

I donno how to conclude this post..
All of u praise my blog in the comment box..