"Is it OK now?"
THUMBS UP
"Say yes or no, ma'm"
"Aaahh??!"

Some Peole in the dentistry lack common sense!

Dei... Maadasamy! :P

Being a 'Software Engineer', I've started liking this IT culture of calling people by their names. Whoever it is.. even those HRs who are over 50yrs of age are addressed by their names. And the best part is they insist that we call them by their names. WOW!!! I'm loving it!

Soon things will get even better and the day when I'll call out 'dei Maadasamy' is not far away! :P

Cheers!!!

Why teachers were scared of me...

'Jack and Jill went up the hill'
OMG! I'm telling their moms right away.


'Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall'
Mr.Dumpty has fallen down and the teacher is happily singing rhyms here. Bad role model!


'Two little dicky birds sitting on a wall'
For heaven's sake! Leave them alone!


'Peter Peter pumkin eater
Had a wife and couldn't keep her'
He should not have married in the first place.


'Hot cross buns
Hot cross buns'
I'm hungry!


'Bah, bah, black sheep
Have you any wool'
Excuse me! Are you talking to a SHEEP???! (OMG)


"Johny, Johny, yes, papa"
Listening to class, no,papa
Look at the teacher, hahaha!


'Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow'
A tiger ate that lamb.
THE END.

NO...This is not happening!

Had such an embarassing day. Thanks to my sister who has just now returned home from her fourth honeymoon..hehee ;)

I was quite jobless today(as usual) and was forwarding mails to my friends. Got an awesome mail from one of my friends and it had photos of a tourist resort in Kerala. As usual, I forwarded it to all my friends. Then forgot about it(Why would I want to remember.. I was not planning my honeymoon there... hehee)

After lunch, when I came back to my cubicle(the temporary one which I declared as 'my territory' after I found out that it wasnot allocated to anyone else), one of my friends asked me,"Hey.. Who is Deepika?"
I proudly said,"My sister"
"See your mail"
I very innocently opened my mailbox. Meanwhile my friend said,"She has 'replied to all' for ur mail"

My sis had 'by mistake'(this is what she said.. but i don't believe her) clicked on 'Reply to all' instead of 'Reply' and written, "Planning to go to this place for your honeymoon? ;)"

You can guess how I would have been teased by my friends (I don't wanna call them 'my friends' anymore :( )

And some ever loving sweethearts, who were unable to come in person to tease me were kind enough to mail it.

My bad days are not yet over!
:(

vada pochae.....

When my sis got married, I changed my orkut caption to 'vada pochae..'

Today while chatting with my friend (he/she requested me not to mention HER name)
So here is a part of the conversation we had... my friend as x


x: aporam sollu
x: howz ur vada?
Bhargavi Shanmugam: vada who?
x: vada-sis
Bhargavi Shanmugam: akka vadai?
x: vada pochae
Bhargavi Shanmugam: yeah yeah... i have many such vadais... so had doubt
Bhargavi Shanmugam: ne kooda oru vadai dhan... pune pona vadai
x: illa illa
Bhargavi Shanmugam: yes yes
x: naan samosa

OMG! After the accident, Pune-kaari has changed a lot.



See Aishu... Till the end I din't mention your name anywhere.

PS: FYI This 'Aishu' is 'xNOTx' my friend 'Aishwaria Niranjani'

Job Well Done! :)

Sleep with satisfaction (naan enna sonnen)

Bad donkey, Small wall

After quite a long time, I'm visiting my blog. Feels great.... !
This is where I belong


I'm coming across so many people these days... its surprising that everybody is funny in their own way.




Yesterday night when I was returning home in train, the TT asked for my ID proof. I gave him my driving licence... seeing my licence,

TT: tamizha?
me: yes
TT: appo thamizhlayae paesirukalamae
me:
(I know that I'm a tamilian... how the hell will I know that u r also one?)




Another time, in a hotel..
Server: Order madam
Me: dosa
Server: Onion uthappam?
Me: dosa
Server: uthappam
me: dosa... PLAIN DOSA!!
Server: onion uthappam
me:ok!
(Yedho onnu.. konduvandhu thola)

server(to my friend): madam?
friend: sweet lime juice
server: lime juice and sweet... what sweet madam? halwa.. jalebi.. barfi





Once me and my friend went to collect a courier that I'd got...
The delivery place was somewhere in a food court inside our campus. So we went to a lady working in the FC and asked

friend: excuse me! where is the courier delivery counter?
lady: delivery counter?
me: yeah
lady: that is meals delivery counter... this is tiffin delivery counter
(enna koduma sir!)
me: okay.. thank you!




@ our campus, to get the laundry coupon we had to swipe our debit cards for 20rs. As we had just then joined, we dint have our debit cards issued.
So, we asked a guy, who had come to get laundry coupon, whether he could swipe his card for us also... and we would pay him 20rs in cash.
He nodded his head.. and we thought everything was going on fine... till he opened his purse and gave us 20rs.
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai... iruvadhu roobaiku kooda vazhi illamala inga vandhurukom...
Had to explain everything again to him... still, I'm not sure whether he understood whatever we said that day.




Another day, we went to watch the movie 'ghajini' in hindi. After the movie was over, one guy was explaining the difference between tamil ghajini and the hindi one to his friend.
guy: tamil la rendu villain da... double action!
rendu paerum orae maadhiri irupaanga...
rendu paerum chinna vayasula irundhae twins ahm..
me:

God!!! Save this world!!!

Heavy rains, unknown lonely road, night time....

I was in such a situation today. Not alone though, Divya was with me. The funny two of us.

With a vision of munnaerifying in life and to prepare for a valid answer to the often asked koshtine 'enna kizichcha today?', we walked along the ECR. Finding the place was not easy.. Pawn broker shop was our landmark. Divs found it.. yaay! After entering a kurukku sandhu and before reaching a muttu sandhu, we found the place.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Started back home. (Don't worry divvy I'm not writing about you falling down near the gate. Adhdhan naan pudichutaen la..)

'We'll find a short cut', Div told. Went straight, turned left, wait! thats all I remember. Then we got distracted. Divs called T to know whether any 'better options' are available. I called up S to ask him to come and 'aikiyamaagify in our jothi'.

I thought Divs knew the way back home. Doubt lighta yetti paathuchu when she took a left turn just because there was a dog standing on the road turning right. Then later it got confirmed! She too dint know the way.

It started raining. No where to go. No shade to stand in. Then we found a tree. The area created a dhigil atmosphere.

'Aiyaiyo!', suddenly a voice from behind.
I almost died of fear. A lady was standing behind us, complaining about the rain. How come she came there suddenly?
'May be its a ghost!', I thought.
Din't tell div.. din't wanna scare her. She would run away, as she did during our school days. But that was just a dog.. no no a puppy. Adhukae pichchukittu odita. NO, I'm not telling her. But she too got scared on seeing that lady, could read it from her face. We decided its better to start walking instead of standing there with that ghosty aunty.

The road, like any other road in India, had pools everywhere. Already drenched, now this car kaaran came in full speed and splashed water on us.
'Yaaai', I shouted and the car stopped.
'Pochu pochu, he is gonna scold', Divs told.
But the car left.
'Phew!!'
'Why did you shout?'
'Oh did I shout? I din't realise it. Thaana vanduruchu..'
'Din't you get scared when the car stopped?'
'Cha cha... It was his mistake. Not ours. Why should we be afraid?!', I told with all the geththu I could show on my face. Actually was damn scared! Yes I was!!

Why din't he slow down the car while crossing us. Too bad! I remembered 'Kaadhal sadugudu' movie. Vikram did it, why can't this guy. May be he would have.. if the gals were a bit more beautiful... sob sob! Seri freeya vidu!

Still walking.. clueless about the way. My slippery slippers added up to the comedy.

Atlast found a familiar road. I was polambhifying about the archanais I'll be getting at home and Div was also doing the same.

Reached home praying that mom should not have come. Yaay! Mom was home.. I love my luck! Hell with it!

Blah blah blahh.. et al. Matter over.


Mobile ae pirichchu potu drying it.
Thought of keeping the wet money in oven like in 'Nala Damayanthi' movie. Mom is at home.. will try it some other day.

Typing all this now.. with the satisfaction of kizhichufying something today other than just the calender date.

Top 9 Funniest Newspaper Classifieds

Got this as a mail.

Top 9 Funniest Newspaper Classifieds
(Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)

1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
(man....if only I knew A B C....)

2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again.
(sure...thanx for the warning!)

3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
(in months or years?)

4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
(check it out)

5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
(howwww sweeeet)

6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
(wow! A free trip to heaven?)

7. Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.
(uh...huh!)

8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
(hey....who taught cows the bad habit??)

9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand..
(nice work!)

Its gone! :(

Whats gone? My interest in blogging?

Naaah... Its been ten days since I posted in my blog. But that doesn't mean that I've lost interest. Just that I was a little bit busy.. Yeah! Believe me.. though I din't do anything useful, I din't have time to write.

Spent most of the time with friends.. putting mokka, pulling legs, all others joining up to tease me(arasiyalla idhellam sagajamappa),discussing some important 'matters'... time just went on.

Friends.. I think people with the same character get glued together quite easily. We call it as 'wave length'(its something related to physics la?!) and 'chemistry'(kya kodum hai saravanan ji!) I don't like the 'bonding in relationships' to be described with such disgusting terms. But still.. due to the lack of proper words, I too call it 'wavelength' and 'chemistry'.

Take my friends for instance.. most of them are like me. If you are one of my friends, then I can hear your mind-voice saying that you are not like me and that you are absolutely normal. Okie.. but there is 'something' for sure that binds us together.

Wait! Why am I writing about this now? See the topic.. Lets stick on to it!

After hearing the news that the training is for four months, I donno how to react. Four months of luxurious life, all the time with friends, fundaaa! But four months away from family and friends. Thats really bad! But being optimistic, I'm expecting THE best to happen to me there.

Should I study something before going for the training? YESHH.. But I can't(Hide n Seek Style!) Studying is so boring. Even staring at the plain wall for hours seems more interesting to me.

Suddenly I've started liking Dhoni very much. I donno much about cricket, but still.. he is good.. isn't he? I mean.. a good player! I also liked the way he interacted with the soldiers in NDTV's 'Jai Jawan'(Note this, I watch NDTV also) I like Dravid too. He is my all time favourite. But... well..

Back to the topic... Its been a long time since I watched a movie in theatre. The last time I went to theatre was to watch 'Shivaji' or was it 'Billa'? I forgot.. it was one of these two movies.

My mobile is in a bad condition now. Scratches all over it, I'd dropped it down several times(the problem is.. if someone tells a joke, I drop my mobile and laugh), I've also nearly lost it many times. Hope I get a new one soon.

Back to the topic.. After reading all this.. is your head aching? If not, then go through my other posts as well. Now you've got a headache rite..? good!

Buy Amrutanjan. Apply it on your forehead and say, 'Its gone!' 'Poyae pochu!'

Continue with your work..
In other words.. poi polappa paaru...

Adios!!!

How to kill time.. and in the process kill oneself

# Whenever bored, stand in the balcony n yell at the top of ur voice, ’I’m the vettiest person in the world!’(like sillunu oru kaadhal surya..)


# Fill the house with water n then try to drain it! Continue the same..until the water tank is empty or the septic tank overflows.


# Invite a friend to ur house. Lock the house from outside n keep a note on the door ’will be back in five minutes.. please wait!’ then hide urself in the stairs to terrace. Have fun watching ur friend wait for u.. U’ll feel ‘special’ seeing someone waiting for u for so long.



# Awaken the poet within u. Write whatever u feel like writing(just keep in mind that the last words of two consective lines should rhyme!)

I always wanted to own a pet
But my parents won’t let,
For this, I din’t fight with them
As I’m a good girl, ahem!
A puppy would do well with me
But it’ll move around the house and pee.
I wish I could have a cat
That sleeps all day long on the mat,
Or atleast a cage full of birds
On the very thought I’m out of words,
Atlast, They bought me a couple of fishes
That did only little justice to my wishes.


# Paint a clown face on the mirror.



# Try the following..

Ingredients:
2 cups uncooked instant rice
1 cup snow peas
1 cup chopped onions
1 cup bean sprouts
3 eggs, beaten (think about ur ‘most favourite’ lecturer while beating)
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
2 teaspoons soy sauce, or to taste

Directions: (not the go straight, turn left then take a U-turn stuff..)
1.In a saucepan bring 4 cups of water to a boil. Add rice, and stir. Cover, remove from heat and let stand 5 minutes, or until liquid is absorbed. Refrigerate for an hour.
2.To the rice add snow peas, onions and bean sprouts.
3.In a small skillet over medium heat, scramble the eggs; add to rice mixture.
4.Heat oil in a large skillet or wok over medium heat. Fry the rice mixture with soy sauce until liquid evaporates; be careful not to fry until crisp.
5.Dare not try tasting it. Locate the nearest dustbin and empty the skillet.
6.Continue the process until mom finds out or the ingredients get over.


# Dress up the neighbour’s dog with a blue shirt(ofcourse..the neighbour’s shirt), yellow ribbon, red lipstick, green nail polish... also add ur creativity to it. Don’t forget to tag ur name on it.. so tat others know tat its ur work(to do justice to the whole topic!)

Really felt like crying! :((

All of a sudden, I felt gloomy yesterday evening.
'I'll feel better if I take a nap', I thought. Yeah!! I was wrong as usual... din't feel any better!

'May be I'll feel better if I chat with friends.'
So switched on my compy.. yep! one friend online

me: hi
friend1: hi
f1: wats up?
me: me feeling baaaaaad... mood out!
f1: y
me: donno..
f1: ok.. cheer up!
me: hmmm..
f1: logging off now
me: okay.. nice chatting with u
f1: kalaikiriya.. dubukku
f1: bye
me: bye!

Luckily, another friend came online..
me: hi
friend2: hi
f2: wat doing?
me: nothing.. mood off!
f2: oh.. for me too..
me: what happened?
f2: everyone is asking about placement.. feeling really bad abt it
me: don worry u'll get placed soon
f2: hope so... even today my relative asked me abt it.. jus to embarrass me
me: jus say,'me not eating unga veetu soru la.. thn close it n get lost!'
f2: haha.. i wish i cud say tat..
n this crap went on for some more time...
f2: feeling much better after chatting wit u
me: me not feeling any better even now
f2: haha.. u r always joking.. i wish i cud be like u
(enna koduma sir idhu..)
f2: anyways.. catch ya later
me: bye!
f2: bye!

What do I do now?
Just then.. another friend was on..
friend3: hiiiiiiiiiii
me: hiiiii
f3: enna panra?
me: vetti dhan.. ne?
f3: me toooo
me: me not in good mood da..
f3: why.. what happened?
(phew.. atlast.. someone asked..)
me: donno.. all of a sudden am feeling bad.. lonely.. neglected.. insecure..
me: feeling like dirt..
me: wanna cry out loud.. but no kanneer coming..
f3: ok.. gonna have dinner now..
(unakku pudingikka pogudhuda...)
me: bon appetite!
f3: thanks.. good night..
f3: sweet dreams..
(idhu onnudhan korachal!)
f3: byeeeeeeee
me: bye!

Chatting with friends to change mood - BAD IDEA!

So, I had no other option but to console myself! (poor soul)
Watched tv till 11.. sat in the balcony till 2..(heck.. i couldn't find the mp3 player.. so had to sit there quiet.. counting stars!)

There was only one star in the sky.. all alone!
'Just like me!', I thought.

P.S. 1: 'idhu comedy bloga illa serious bloga',u may wanna ask
'therilaiyae pa..'(nayagan style..)
But even if u think 'idhu mokka blog'.. like many others do.. keep it with urself..

P.S. 2: Today morning my friend no.1 did bother to ask me how my mood is..
f1: howz ur mood now?
me: quite the same..
f1: hmmm..
f1: enna mood sariyilla adhu idhunu overa scene podra..
me: no scene..
f1: its so boring de.. enna panradhunae theriyala..
me: korangu.. andha karumaththadhan naan naethula irundhu sollikittu irukken!
f1: oh appadiya.. then ok!
f1:
(oh avalaa ne?!)

Lucky Thirteen!

As this is my thirteenth post.. I proudly dedicate this post to the number thirteen!

Actually my lucky number is ONE.. Yeah!! What a significant number for such a great person like me..

But I pity the number '13' very much. I wonder why it's been tagged as 'unlucky number'. So, to give it the much needed love, care, affection and warmth, I'm gonna adopt thirteen as my lucky number!
'Wow.. What a divine gesture!', u're thinking... I know..I know

To legally prove that thirteen is my lucky number.. I've some statistics here..

My DOB is 28.4.(I'm still a kid! 'Kids too have age', u may say. But as this has no relevance to the calculations done below, its just being omitted!)
Now..now.. don't get diverted from the topic. Lets now prove that thirteen is my lucky number..

month is 4.....(i)
28 => 2 + 8 = 10.....(ii)
10 => 1 + 0 = 1.....(iii)

Adding (i) and (ii),
4 + 10 = 14.....(iv)

Subtracting (iii) from (iv),
14 - 1 = 13
Hence proved!
(Reminds me of 'vasool raja mbbs karuna's dialogue!')

Therefore, from now on you people better not call thirteen as unlucky.. good for u.. coz it has now found it's DEFENDER!

I personally feel that thirteen already would be feeling lucky to have been adopted by me.. Don't u feel the same way?

P.S: If u r thinking of typing 'no' in the comment box.. then u'll have a crow shit on your head. MIND IT!

Woohoo.. How much fun I had!!

I walk up the stairs of a lone building. There is no other building for miles. I reach the terrace and walk up to the edge.. am about to jump down.. when suddenly I hear a voice..
‘Stay where u are!’ It is the villain.. n he has a gun!

I immediately get into the car(this is the maruthi 800 in which I had learnt driving..) and start off(don ask me how I came to roads.. its so simple..I donno)

I shift to the fourth gear..
press the accelerator as hard as possible 90.. 100.. 110kmph!
There are now hundreds and hundreds of white tata sumos chasing me(like in the movie gilli..) I speed up.. 120.. 130.. 140kmph!

Screech!!! I press hard on the brakes.. I’d seen something on the roadside. A drunkard is beating his wife. I throw open the car door(aniyaayaththa kandaa poruththukka mudiyaadhu!)
Like Mozhi Jothika I slap him hard on face.. he falls down. His wife begs me not to beat him. But I don stop.. continue to beat him.

‘Hello Bhargavi!’
I hear a voice from behind.. I get distracted and the man uses this chance to run off
(I wonder why his wife is also running away.. I’m just trying to help her!) weird world!

Now I turn back to see who greeted me..
‘Abdul Kalam sir!! Aiyo ennaala nambhavae mudiyala!’(like the callers tell the handsome VJs..)

‘Autograph please..’
‘No time for all that.. Lets go!’, he says.

Back in the car(the maruthi 800). Abdul Kalam sits next to me.. and I drive!150.. 160.. 170kmph.
Kalam ji fastens his seat belt.. I grin!

We drive on a bridge now. OMG!It’s a boat crossing!!

The bridge is opening.. and we are driving in full speed.I got scared(lighta..)
The bridge is now about 70degrees vertical. We are sure to fall off and die!(I donno swimming.. Can I ask Kalam ji whether he knows?) Before I’m able to decide what next to do, we reach the edge.. I close my eyes.

When I open my eyes.. WOW! We are flying.. Kalam ji has used his magical powers to convert the car into a rocket.. pink rocket!(How much I love it!)

Phew..! I turn to my left side to thank him.
AWWW!!! Its ET..sitting next to me. It gives me a frightened look. Soon we become very good friends. We eat chocolates(Dairymilk Roast Almonds.. to be more specific) Then we play video games.. I win all the time!

Mom calls out, ‘Its past your bed time’(I never had a bed time!)
‘Go to bed NOW.. BOTH OF U!’

‘Bssshht!’, ET tries to wake me up the next morning.
I wake up and ahh?Its my sis… fully dressed up for office.. dressed up in green('ET color!', I thought)
I felt like laughing out loud..naah too sleepy.. just smiled!

‘adhukulla ezhundhutiya?’
‘mmm..’
‘yei.. thiruppi thoongaadha!’
‘mmm..’

THE END