How to kill time.. and in the process kill oneself

# Whenever bored, stand in the balcony n yell at the top of ur voice, ’I’m the vettiest person in the world!’(like sillunu oru kaadhal surya..)


# Fill the house with water n then try to drain it! Continue the same..until the water tank is empty or the septic tank overflows.


# Invite a friend to ur house. Lock the house from outside n keep a note on the door ’will be back in five minutes.. please wait!’ then hide urself in the stairs to terrace. Have fun watching ur friend wait for u.. U’ll feel ‘special’ seeing someone waiting for u for so long.



# Awaken the poet within u. Write whatever u feel like writing(just keep in mind that the last words of two consective lines should rhyme!)

I always wanted to own a pet
But my parents won’t let,
For this, I din’t fight with them
As I’m a good girl, ahem!
A puppy would do well with me
But it’ll move around the house and pee.
I wish I could have a cat
That sleeps all day long on the mat,
Or atleast a cage full of birds
On the very thought I’m out of words,
Atlast, They bought me a couple of fishes
That did only little justice to my wishes.


# Paint a clown face on the mirror.



# Try the following..

Ingredients:
2 cups uncooked instant rice
1 cup snow peas
1 cup chopped onions
1 cup bean sprouts
3 eggs, beaten (think about ur ‘most favourite’ lecturer while beating)
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
2 teaspoons soy sauce, or to taste

Directions: (not the go straight, turn left then take a U-turn stuff..)
1.In a saucepan bring 4 cups of water to a boil. Add rice, and stir. Cover, remove from heat and let stand 5 minutes, or until liquid is absorbed. Refrigerate for an hour.
2.To the rice add snow peas, onions and bean sprouts.
3.In a small skillet over medium heat, scramble the eggs; add to rice mixture.
4.Heat oil in a large skillet or wok over medium heat. Fry the rice mixture with soy sauce until liquid evaporates; be careful not to fry until crisp.
5.Dare not try tasting it. Locate the nearest dustbin and empty the skillet.
6.Continue the process until mom finds out or the ingredients get over.


# Dress up the neighbour’s dog with a blue shirt(ofcourse..the neighbour’s shirt), yellow ribbon, red lipstick, green nail polish... also add ur creativity to it. Don’t forget to tag ur name on it.. so tat others know tat its ur work(to do justice to the whole topic!)