Why teachers were scared of me...

'Jack and Jill went up the hill'
OMG! I'm telling their moms right away.


'Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall'
Mr.Dumpty has fallen down and the teacher is happily singing rhyms here. Bad role model!


'Two little dicky birds sitting on a wall'
For heaven's sake! Leave them alone!


'Peter Peter pumkin eater
Had a wife and couldn't keep her'
He should not have married in the first place.


'Hot cross buns
Hot cross buns'
I'm hungry!


'Bah, bah, black sheep
Have you any wool'
Excuse me! Are you talking to a SHEEP???! (OMG)


"Johny, Johny, yes, papa"
Listening to class, no,papa
Look at the teacher, hahaha!


'Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow'
A tiger ate that lamb.
THE END.