To Say Or Not To Say

I had always wanted to say whatever I feel like saying in various situations. But alas..! I can’t.. The following are a few such stuffs..

Disclaimer : Some of the following MAY resemble your life.. But this is purely based on MY real life story!


Mom: Don’t take life for granted.. be a bit more serious.. you seem to be very careless about your future..
Me(thinking..): I wonder whats for dinner..
And mom says I’m not bothered about future.. ahh!


Sister: What do you do the whole day..? Atleast go n help mom in the kitchen..
Me(thinking..): eh.. as though you help her alot..
Me(saying..): Okay..
I go to the kitchen to check whether dinner is ready.. if yes- yippy!
if no- curse mom.. n command her to make it fast!


Dad: When’ll you get your joining date? Contact the company HR and try to get some updates.
Me(thinking..): Oruvan oruvan mudhalaali.. Ulagil mattravar thozhilaali.. Vidhiyai ninaippavan yemaali.. adhai… WAIT!! Is he talking to me??!!
Me(saying with an innocent look..): Ok pa..


Uncle: Why don’t you try out some sport at leisure?
Me(thinking..): Yeah.. I’m learning boxing.. Wanna demo.. Wanna PUNCH?!!
Me(saying..): hmmm.. Will see..


Guy next door: Did I get any post today?
Me(thinking..): I wish you got one with anthrax powder in it!
Me(saying..): Nope.
Guy next door: Okay. I’m going out now.. If I get any post please collect it.. I’ll collect it from you later.
Me(thinking..): Nah.. I’ve planned to make paper boats with it!
Me(saying..): Sure.


There is one Hindi family next door.. they donno tamil or English.. and I donno hindi..
Hindi-kaara aunty: Hindi seekho beta.. bahut thakhleef hoga! (It means ‘Learn hindi child.. else it’ll be very difficult!’)
Me(thinking..): English seekho aunty.. bahut thakleef hoga! :P
Me(saying..): Ji..


While I was learning to drive a bike.. which am still learning.. :D
An old man: Go slow.. You shouldn’t drive fast while learning..
Me(thinking..): Slower? Din’t you just see that crow walk past me?!
Me(saying..): eeeeeee..(that’s my broad smile) Okay uncle..
Him(must have thought..): Sweet gal!



Friend: Hey.. the guy next door is often looking at me.. Do you think he likes me?
Me(thinking..): Nope.. He has squint eyes. He is looking at your sis.. (after all.. she is a better fig!) ;)
Me(saying..): yaay..! So you like him too..? ;)
Both: Giggles..



Peter anna: Why don’t you go in for higher studies? Even I’m doing my Masters in UK.. blah blahh… blah..
Me(thinking..): YOU..?? studying in UK?? Hahaah..
Me(saying..): Oh.. tell me more about the opportunities available..

What say? :P